About

Ohai, person.

If you’re here, you’re one of three types of people:

1) A fellow despairer of Greg Land’s artwork.

2) A lover of Greg Land’s artwork, here out of either:
   (i) Morbid curiosity.
   (ii) To send hate mail.

3) Greg Land.

If you are the first, greetings, have fun as you slowly drown your hope for Comic-Art down the drain, may I recommend Heck Yeah Jim Lee or Fuck Yeah Terry Dodson to restore your faith? Chris Bachelo doesn’t have a Fuck Yeah/Heck Yeah account yet, perhaps you could make one of those?

If you are the second type, you are perfectly welcome to your opinion, but may I also note that I am welcome to mine? I have nothing against Greg Land as a person, since I have never met him and cannot comment on his personality, however, his artwork has taken me, through the years, from:
“Dear god, what is this?”
“Oh god, it’s him again.”
“What the fuck is this?”
“I HATE YOUR ART, GOD, JUST GO AWAY HOW DO YOU STILL GET WORK?”
“No…take your art and be gone. Taunt me no longer with your horror…you have broken me and I am too old to learn to love again.”

If you are the third, sup bro, how’s it hanging? I have no hate or opinion on you, I just really don’t like your art. However, you are the one with the career in Comic-Art and I am just the lowly fan of X-Men who dies a little inside every time I see an issue with your name on it.

When you think about it, who really won here?

Banner by the miraculous Alicia (a far better artist than Greg Land).

My Personal is over here.