LAAAND!
Fuck-No-Greg-Land

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Do you recognize that you have absolutely no leg to stand on in criticizing Greg Land's art. From your oblivious art critiques (Derp! No hips! Never mind that legends like Wally Wood and Joe Orlando regularly drew 9-foot-tall people or people with wonky shoulders! KILL LAND RAAARRRR!) to your half-wit Tumblr Pseudo-Feminism (SEXISM WAAAAAHHHHHH!!! [Runs off to purchase Adam Hughes comics, with Power Girl's entire vagina visible through costume]) Lightboxing poses for time's sake? Is NOT tracing.


God forbid we run a fun blog with jokes and less than serious art critiques. How dare us, right?

It’s less about the fact that he traces (I understand that many artists do it for time etc etc) and more about what he traces. Or are you really gonna sit there and tell us this

is 1000% totally not traced from porn?

How do you know I buy anything Adam Hughes’s name is on? Or if Ava does? Or if either of us buy anything Power Girl is in at all? You’re making a lot of assumptions about us and about our intelligence level based on a blog we run for laughs because seeing Greg Land’s art is something we find distressing. That doesn’t mean Adam Hughes’s art doesn’t invoke that same reaction. Or that J. Scott Campbell’s doesn’t. It just means we don’t like Greg Land’s art. So feel free to call us half-wit Tumblr pseudo-feminists if it makes you feel better, you don’t have to follow us nor did you have to even acknowledge this blog exists. You took time out of your schedule to come here making accusations without knowing anything about us.

For the record we actively state repeatedly on this blog that we don’t hate Greg Land as a person nor do we wish him any ill will, though we do wish he’d stop drawing comics that we want to read.

#i guess i should tell the professors currently reading my dissertation for gender studies on female representation in fiction to fail me #because you caught me i'm a pseudo-feminist who gets all my knowledge from tumblr #you've pulled back the curtain and revealed my entire academic career to be a facade #*dramatic gasp* will i ever live down the shame? #the rageaholic #asks

kadiannymphet submitted:

I know Kurt’s an acrobat but I think some of the moves he’s doing on the Land-drawn covers are the work of the devil.

(I didn’t realize one of Nightcrawler’s mutant abilities was being able to move without hips!)

I love how the top one has little definition so it looks like he’s this blob with a knee coming out of his armpit.

#Greg Land #submission

dork-bajir:

These are some totally serious expressions from women, almost entirely during fight scenes. This is the just from the first issue of Ultimate Power, a miniseries in the Ultimate universe published by Marvel. 

- art by Greg Land

#sighs WHY

Hey, I just found your blog and read the whole thing, I think it's great! (The blog, not Greg Land's art). Thanks for taking time to point out how bad this guy's art is and the way it's so sexist :)


Happy you enjoyed it!

#asks #best-tiger

also lol did you notice rao has a lazy eye


LOUD SIGH

I did not why is this a thing

#asks #myrrhcella

Oh, alright, thanks for clarifying. :)


That’s what we’re here for

but seriously Logan should get that bicep looked at it’s about to EXPLODE

#madcapselfmadesuperhero #asks

anotherfirename submitted to fuck-no-greg-land:

I am so angry with this choice of expression.
General context: recently dumped into the Pacific Ocean, trapped outside of a dome enclosing a mutant massacre, eternally annoyed by her colleague, and trust me when I say that Dr. Kavita Rao is not someone who gets starstruck.

I don’t think she’s uhh starstruck
I think she was traced from someone preparing to do something a little more uh intimate

anotherfirename submitted to fuck-no-greg-land:

I am so angry with this choice of expression.

General context: recently dumped into the Pacific Ocean, trapped outside of a dome enclosing a mutant massacre, eternally annoyed by her colleague, and trust me when I say that Dr. Kavita Rao is not someone who gets starstruck.

I don’t think she’s uhh starstruck

I think she was traced from someone preparing to do something a little more uh intimate

#Greg Land #submission #why this

madcapselfmadesuperhero submitted to fuck-no-greg-land:

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Okay, immediate thoughts:

  1. The fuck? Did Emma and Jean install magnets in their boobs? Maybe their implants came from the same less-than-safe back alley “plastic surgeon who knows what he’s doing, don’t worry”?
  2. Wolverine’s been on that there synthol. That bicep’s probably full of infected pus, bro. Watch your claws or everyone’s gonna end up deformed AND slimed.
  3. Is… is that woman in the back supposed to have four arms, or is Greg Land just cross-eyed?
  4. At least it’s not a Liefeldian horror… But I comes DAMN close.

First off the woman in the background is Spiral she in fact as 6 arms and I think that’s actually Madelyne Pryor not Jean if I remember correctly.

But yeah Logan’s bicep is gonna explode and I am pretty sure by the angle of Emma and Madelyne’s chests I’m pretty sure their breasts are trying desperately to escape and float off into the great beyond.

#Greg Land #submission

alexrudolph:

Pretty insane Greg Land face here

That’s not suggestive in anyway, nope.

alexrudolph:

Pretty insane Greg Land face here

That’s not suggestive in anyway, nope.


asktheunpopularone submitted to fuck-no-greg-land:

besides she hulks pose with her ass jutting out which should ruin her center of gravity and bending her back in a retarded way, look and luke cage’s cheesin and greasin smile

Nothing about Jen’s pose makes sense for fighting why this

asktheunpopularone submitted to fuck-no-greg-land:

besides she hulks pose with her ass jutting out which should ruin her center of gravity and bending her back in a retarded way, look and luke cage’s cheesin and greasin smile

Nothing about Jen’s pose makes sense for fighting why this

#Greg Land #submission